Here’s a little experiment from tonight using blended scotch, strawberry shrub, fresh ginger juice, and laphroig 10. Wild amounts of smoke on the nose, but the combination of ginger and shrub basically turns it into candy. Candy that gets you drunk. Like candy should.

Here’s a little experiment from tonight using blended scotch, strawberry shrub, fresh ginger juice, and laphroig 10. Wild amounts of smoke on the nose, but the combination of ginger and shrub basically turns it into candy. Candy that gets you drunk. Like candy should.

Hello, I see you’ve noticed my bowl of decorative baubles. It’s entirely possible that there is no death, and that on the other side you are simply born again to relive your life exactly as it was and will be, another link in an eternity stuck on loop. You’ve noticed my decorative baubles before, and you will notice them again. They were on sale. 

Hello, I see you’ve noticed my bowl of decorative baubles. It’s entirely possible that there is no death, and that on the other side you are simply born again to relive your life exactly as it was and will be, another link in an eternity stuck on loop. You’ve noticed my decorative baubles before, and you will notice them again. They were on sale. 

I can’t wait to have the kind of money where you can just spend it at Pier 1 if you wanted. You know, just go and buy a glass bauble or several.

"What are you going to do with that glass bauble?"

Probably put it in a decorative bird cage.