I slept for just over two hours instead of the ten that I wanted despite working 40 of the last 72 hours and I’m wide awake, so I am more than likely going to leave in a few minutes to go to this delightfully mediocre-in-a-good-way breakfast counter a few blocks from my place and fill the sleep void with eggs and grits because life is cruel but sometimes there’s breakfast.
They built a tunnel between England and France so they can get together every now and then and agree to continue to tip poorly.
"Maybe we should be more careful about co-opting the vernacular of other cultures and maybe develop our own slang."
*Someone says “Frickity frack”*
"You know what? No slang is good too."